so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
i want to talk to you but im ugly
does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that
in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination