having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did
I feel you, little duck